made a GIF out of some of my favorite spinning pics
ascend in dallas
[ … with ash from the volcano ] by Raymond Hoffmann
Godafoss, Iceland
Photograph by Orsolya and Erlend Haarberg
I have to say…I am absolutely disgusted with society. There are hardly any real people left on this planet. So, call me a cynic if you will….but I have some things to say to a couple of you…
1) To the whores - You wouldn’t be called a whore if you kept your clothes on, and got the dick out of your mouth, you slut.
2) To the Africans - Don’t get mad that people call you niggers if you have no job, are a raging alcoholic, and talk in some fucked up slang that the rest of humanity can’t understand.
3) To all Americans - quit bitching about the gas prices. You voted for the president, so please don’t complain to me when they go through the roof.
4) To all the folks in the middle east - Can you please just self destruct a nuke on yourselves already, that way I can sleep better at night?
5) To all of you who claim to have extreme mental disabilities - You know, back in the old days, they killed people like you. You claim to be uncontrollable. Haha….well, our Earth is rather overpopulated…
6) To all of you who can’t afford to feed your kids - If you cannot afford to raise another child, WEAR A CONDOM. I am tired of feeding your kids with my tax dollars, because you are a dead beat parent.
7) To all of the police officers - Smoke pot once, before you make your biased opinions, then tell me you don’t think marijuana has medicinal purposes.
There are many more things I could say. These are just a couple that were on the tip of my tongue. For all of you who could possibly be classified in any of these groups, but are not associated with some of the negative things I’ve mentioned, thank you for being good, honest, hardworking humans. You are the ones that truely deserve a chance in this world.
Not too long ago, my dad asked me if I have dreams, and if so…what are they?
That’s when I realized…
I don’t want money. I don’t want cars. Yeah, those are good perks, but I don’t need them. I don’t want everyone to think that I am worth their time- I don’t care about that. I don’t care about how smart you are, and how smart you think I am. I don’t want to know where the world is headed. I don’t want anything in my lifetime, but to find someone who loves me just as much as I love her. My biggest (and only real) dream in life, is to find a woman who loves me, can talk to me, misses me, and wants to be around me as much as she possibly can, grow old, and have a family together. I dream to be eternally happy with one person, and make my children have the best life they ever could imagine. I want to be the greatest dad I could ever be. I want to teach my children all of the things in life that I wish I could’ve known, before I got myself into any troubles, quarrels, or any problem for that matter. I dreamnt I would help them succeed in life, and help them chase their ambitions, whatever they may be. I would teach them how to better themselves as humans, and improve their lives spiritually. I dream that this beautiful woman would be the greatest friend, and the best mother that she could humanly be. In my dream, this beautiful woman would talk to me about anything and everything, without the fear of my emotions, and expect me not to fear hers. I dream to grow old, die, and be buried next to the person that I love for the rest of time. I dream to wake up, one blissful morning staring at those pearly white gates, with my beautiful wife, girlfriend, and most importantly best friend standing there, crying tears of joy because she missed me more than anything she has ever missed. I could stand there and talk to her about how our children are doing. She would help me walk down to them, as guardian angels, and support them in any way that we could. I can only imagine that one person out of the seven billion on this planet feels the same way. That’s when I woke up from this dream.
This is one of the handful of dreams I have ever had. I tend to dream about it quite frequently, and I have for a few years now.
I guess you could just call me a hopeless romantic….I’ve been told by alot of people that I dream too big. I guess that’s why they are called dreams, right?